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the-mighty-birdy: hong-meiling-official: greenwithenby: greenwithenby: People who prefer hot...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:35:39 -0400

hong-meiling-official:

greenwithenby:

greenwithenby:

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

fairy-gawd-muva: dont-touch-my-fandoms: cartiercocaine: wнαт...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:33:17 -0400

fairy-gawd-muva:

dont-touch-my-fandoms:

cartiercocaine:

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

a-big-dumb-meanie-pants: slothicity: medusathesnake: Snek...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:42:50 -0400

a-big-dumb-meanie-pants:

slothicity:

medusathesnake:

Snek sneezes! Turn up your volume if you want to hear the little sneezes.

I’m not sure why she’s sneezing. Maybe because she stuck her whole head underwater to drink. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sNAKES CAN SNEEZE????????

be sure to check her thoroughly for an upper respiratory infection as those can be fatal to snakes!

waitwhatdidtheysay:[captions]Golfer: “No, no, no! Don’t fuckin’...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:08:46 -0400

waitwhatdidtheysay:

[captions]
Golfer: “No, no, no! Don’t fuckin’ hit me! [gets hit] FUCK!”
[drivers laugh]

tomaturtles: tomaturtles: i accidentawwy went on tumbww without tuwnying the owo extension off and...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:10:37 -0400

tomaturtles:

tomaturtles:

i accidentawwy went on tumbww without tuwnying the owo extension off and i’m dying

i just found out it convewts what you’we typing to owo speak automaticawwy and i Don’t Wike It

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fieldbears: likkistu-ormur: I went to the farmer’s market...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:10:08 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fieldbears:

likkistu-ormur:

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

you met a fucking forest nymph

thecoranimal: poetrylesbian: murdoc: irrelevantdoorknob: murdoc: my name is pete and i like...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:09:37 -0400

thecoranimal:

poetrylesbian:

murdoc:

irrelevantdoorknob:

murdoc:

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

“1,000,000 feet”

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

Were running out of content

brownellsinc: This will never not be funny…

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:09:22 -0400

brownellsinc:

This will never not be funny…

orphanwheat20: gallusrostromegalus: I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 00:29:08 -0400

orphanwheat20:

gallusrostromegalus:

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

He strikes once again

There was a cat that really was gone.

rosa-sparkz: revyspite: rootbeersweetheart: mydisneydaze: Lan...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:46:57 -0400

rosa-sparkz:

revyspite:

rootbeersweetheart:

mydisneydaze:

Lane was very excited to see Tiana and Naveen again. :)

What was that about Tiana not having any fans?

Little Miss Lane seems to adore her.

THIS IS SO CUTE????

awwwwwwwwwa

genericfemme: Life Is Strange Text Post Masterpost Part 2

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:43:01 -0400

genericfemme:

Life Is Strange Text Post Masterpost Part 2

crpl-pnk: LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 07:39:30 -0400

crpl-pnk:

LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because otherwise you are in DANGER of not having little droplets of water in the berries that you can sip like a tiny fairy tea cup

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 00:38:26 -0400

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

Still a better love story than Twilight.

grahamscotthell:Nathan, walking into class smoothing out his hair and jacket: Sorry I’m late,...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 02:12:23 -0400

grahamscotthell:

Nathan, walking into class smoothing out his hair and jacket: Sorry I’m late, I was doing something
Warren, walking in equally disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

chill-itscool:Iced coffee girl is an icon. we stan a legend

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 02:01:01 -0400

chill-itscool:

Iced coffee girl is an icon. we stan a legend

Video

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 03:13:53 -0400

mei-k: I have this tablet that I have not used much so I’d like...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 09:20:25 -0400

mei-k:

I have this tablet that I have not used much so I’d like to give it away.
Please reblog to enter.
It ends on July the 31st 2018.
You don’t have to be following me.
I’ll be shipping internationally.

Woah😮 that’s so kind of you to just give it away.

Photo

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 01:29:22 -0400

thejungleofmufasa: ieshatacos: chaotic good Direct action

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 01:28:50 -0400

thejungleofmufasa:

ieshatacos:

chaotic good

Direct action

gar-dev-oir: omysnap: men-in-shorts: shorts-and-underwear: c...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 01:28:34 -0400

gar-dev-oir:

omysnap:

men-in-shorts:

shorts-and-underwear:

cocaineteas:

😂😂

Now if you don’t smile at this , you are a lost cause !!

This was beautiful

This is iconic as fuck